Talk:Vlad Tepes/@comment-36277500-20200327204123

I didn't romance him... I hate such cheap loverboys. For me he's more creepy and perverted than Lester. Honestly, I'd rather play chase-and-feed (without sex) with Lester in the dark storage full of broken mannequins...

I've read Bram Stoker's "Dracula" and watched several movies, and I'm disappointed how Dracula can be so lame (I hoped for someone more like Gaius)... I fed him with hemlock and kicked him in the balls.