Horatio Santos

Horatio, one of the main characters in the "#LoveHacks" series, is a bartender at 'The Double Tap'. He is first seen in Book 1, Chapter 2.

Appearance
Horatio has brown eyes, short, brown hair, mustache and goatee, and tan skin. He wears a bluish-gray collared shirt under a suede jacket, a green beanie covering most of his hair, and a necklace with a silver heart pendant.

Personality
Horatio is calm and composed, and is known for his poetic style of speaking. Although a hipster, he surprisingly doesn't enforce his beliefs upon anyone, although he does annoy them sometimes with his overly sage-like quips. He claims that even though he hates social media for being mainstream, he appreciates it for providing current information.

Horatio not only has a Zen master soul, but also that of a bartender. Despite being promoted to manager, he felt empty inside and declared that mixology is his life. Combining these two traits, Horatio feels that creating drinks must not come from following instructions, but from following one's heart.

Other than his love of Zen and bartending, Horatio's most defining quality is his inability to get angry. In Book ,1 Chapter 12, any annoying or appalling act done upon him by his friends is perceived positively, eventually making them conclude it's impossible. In the few instances he does lose his temper, he becomes extremely intimidating, with the screen flashing bright red and haunting background music playing to emphasize this; in Book 2, Chapter 4, Cole calls this the 'scariest thing ever', likening it to divine wrath, while Mark notes that the surrounding temperature drops. These outbursts are short though intense, however, as Horatio quickly reverts back to his cheerful normal self.

Horatio likes transparency and honesty with oneself; he doesn't feel like working in a cowboy-themed bar as it clashes with his passion, and the player can hook him up with Tara by advising the latter to give Horatio candid appreciation for the nuts. He ironically cannot express his honest feelings to others by himself, however, and requires your intervention to confess to Tara or stand up to Frank.

Tara
Tara is Horatio's potential love interest. They first meet when she delivers a package for Cole to The Double Tap. In Chapter 8, if Cole decides to encourage him to go after Tara, Horatio will ask her out.

Cole
Horatio and Cole are friends. Cole, along with the other members of the group, often make fun of Horatio for his stereotypical hipster qualities. He is well-aware of Horatio's rage and expressly states this as terrifying. He however encourages Horatio to use this rage when the need arises, such as to scare Frank for his mistreatment.

Mark
Horatio and Mark are friends. He is the first to sample Horatio's rare but unbridled ire when he attempted to grab some fancy nuts Horatio left out for Tara in Book 1 Chapter 12.

Ben
Horatio and Ben are friends. In Book 2 Chapter 17, he is potentially the second person to see Horatio's wrath when, with the player's discretion, he warns Ben not to hurt Your Character, or else he'd hurt him back.

Sereena
Horatio and Sereena are friends. In Book 1, Chapter 7, Horatio gives Sereena a trial job as a bartender at The Double Tap. In the end, whether she messes up or not, she decides not to take the job because she doesn't know if she can "handle a workplace with so much Zen master wisdom".

Brooke
Horatio and Brooke are friends. He and Brooke both have been the subjects of social experiments conducted by their friends regarding their personalities; whereas Brooke can't make anyone upset because of her "Sphere of Prettiness", Horatio can't seem to get upset by anything, no matter how annoying the act. He cares enough for her to use his anger without protest to get intel on Keo.

Keo
Like with Mark, Cole, and Ben, Horatio was quite wary of Keo as his behavior and background seem suspiciously dark. At the player's choice, Horatio can threaten Keo in their ride to the bachelor party with his rage, which initially worked, until Keo missed Horatio's point and bemusedly replied back with ferocity that made Horatio hurriedly scoot away from him.

Mayor Santos
In Home for the Holidays, Chapter 7, it is implied that Mayor Santos is Horatio's uncle.

Trivia

 * Horatio is shown on the cover of "#LoveHacks, Book 1".
 * His uncle is Mayor Santos, a character in the Home for the Holidays book.
 * Horatio has tremendous physical strength, as he effortlessly lifted a loaded barbell with one hand in Brooke's gym. He attributes this feat to lifting beer crates.
 * Horatio's wrath (and the haunting background music) is displayed a maximum of five times:
 * First, when he yells at Mark not to touch the special nuts for Tara (Bk1Ch12);
 * Second, when he warns Ben not to hurt Dani (choice, Bk1Ch17);
 * Third, when he tells off Frank for his abusive behavior (diamond choice, Bk2Ch4);
 * Fourth, when he tries to intimidate Keo during the boys' man-date (choice, Bk2Ch8);
 * Fifth, when he is infuriated at his beer deliverer's new policy (Bk2Ch16).