User:Peanut Butter Jesus



Hello, I am your Peanut Butter Jesus! I run the Hurt and Heal games on this site and am updating the results off-screen continuously! Except when I'm sleeping...for about fourteen hours...yeah I'm a sleepy boye.

So, while you gaze upon my profile, sit back, grab a cup of hot chocolate (or tea, doesn't matter what you drink, I don't judge), and scroll on down.

About Me

 * My humor is very self-deprecating. I know it's not the best for my mental health, but eh.
 * IRL, I have autism.
 * I love movies, especially animation.
 * My favorite movies are (in no particular order): Finding Nemo, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Zootopia, The Thing, and The Mist.


 * My favorite TV shows are Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Better Call Saul.
 * I am a fan of video games, with my favorite series being the Half Life series, The Walking Dead Telltale series, WWE series (I'm also a wrestling fan), State of Decay series, Far Cry series, Fallout series, and Dead Rising series.
 * I want to be a writer someday and publish a book, and maybe even an actor.
 * I'd like to work for Pixelberry and make some good stories!

Five Favorite Books
5th: 

America's Most Eligible: Season 10

If you don't know me, I'll start out by saying that I am a massive Total Drama Island fan, and when this story was announced, I was hooked. I love the voting system and I do like how a good portion of the elimination orders make sense, such as Ryder. I do also like the customization of the MC in this story and the elimination twist. It's not all sunshine and rainbows however, as I feel like there's a few characters that I think should've been more developed, such as Han. Plus, it's only number five because the follow-up book wasn't as great as the first.

4th: 

Endless Summer, Book 1, Endless Summer, Book 2, and Endless Summer, Book 3

The Endless Summer series was the first series I actually got genuinely interested in. I love the art-style, the plot, and oh my goodness, the characters. The characters are some of the most amazing and interesting I've seen, and they're only teenagers. Additionally, this is one of the few times I tend to flip back and forth between love interests because they're both so awesome, those being Estela Montoya and Quinn Kelly. However, the series is only this low because the third book wasn't really the best.

3rd: 

The Heist: Monaco

In my opinion, this is one of the most criminally (no pun intended) underrated stories Choices has to offer. It has the humor, the action, the characters, I absolutely love it so much. Plus, it has one of my favorite love interests in the form of Eris Huang. Even without Eris, there's others that I love, such as Anton Edison, Niles Edison, Mervin Kalani, Tillie Marshall, there's so many and the choices on who to hire is so heccin painful. Honestly, this was a bit tough to put third, because the others on this list are just so darn good.

2nd: 

Veil of Secrets

Like TH:M, this is one of the most underrated books of Choices. I won't lie, the MC in this story is my absolute favorite because he/she is an actual badass. I love that they're intelligent as hell and just so damn awesome. Plus the characters are interesting too. I love Naomi, Kate, Flynn, hell, even Grant. And I absolutely love to hate Tommy. He's just a massive jackass who has way too much fun with his position. The plotline and the twist is great too!

1st:

Five Hated Books
TBA

Hurt and Heal Results
Bold = Winner/Still Participating

Italicized = PBJ's Favorite

America's Most Eligible
Due to a sockpuppet vote on Han, both Slater and Han were declared winners.