User blog:The Jacked Maverick/Ride or Die: A Bad Boy Romance Pitch Meeting.

Inspired by Screen Rant's "Pitch Meeting" videos on YouTube.

"Guys, we need money now."

"But it takes a lot of work to make a good book that people would pay money for diamonds!"

"Hmm... lets make a cash grab!"

"Wouldn't that hurt our credibility?"

"We need money. NOW."

"Okay... what should it be about?"

"What is common on all our interactive story rivals?"

"Um... going famous overnight?"

"No. We already did that anyway."

"Um... a high school or college rom-com?"

"No... we already did that. Twice."

"Well... finding out that you had a twin the whole time and getting to know your royal family you never had?"

"What!? No! I mean bad boy stories! Lets half-ass it and people will love it anyway!"

"Bad boys? That isn't even a genre! Wouldn't people get mad about not knowing what to expect?"

"Super easy! Barely an inconvenience. If we put it in the title, people would know what to expect."

Looks at title. "Ride or die? That actually sounds great! Street racing is tight!"

Scribbles on with a marker.

"...A Bad Boy Romance? Nevermind. That sounds awful now."

"The less work we put into it, the quicker we get our paychecks."

"Why not continue something people have been begging for?"

"Because!"

"Fair enough."

"So this story, what is it about?"

"This girl is the daughter of a detective, and she falls in love with the street racing criminal. Not only that, her dad is tasked to take the crew down!"

"Uh-oh!"

"I know, right? We are going to make the reader doubt the nuance of the law!"

"It must be hard to live a double life, huh? Your dad is a lawman and the love of your life is a criminal!"

"You'd think so, but it is super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

"What?"

"We have to create tension and stretch out the plot, so the dad will be completely ignorant!"

"Fair enough. Why doesn't the detective realize his daughter sneaks away at night?"

"I don't know!"

"Good enough."

"Why make it a female only book? I am sure some men would like to romance the bad boy. Or why not make the criminal gender customize-able?"

"Because!"

"Sounds good enough, add in a couple of diamond choices to upgrade the car and we'll be good to go!"

Negative reactions ensue...